Posts Tagged ‘Tossed in the Dumpster’

SWTOR Put Even Farther Into The Dumpster

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

 

SWTOR’s executive producer Rich Vogel, a veteran MMO destroyer you may know from such titles as Meridian 59Star Wars Galaxies,  and Ultima Online has flown the coop.

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/174300/SWTORs_executive_producer_leaves_BioWare_amid_layoff_reports.php

Vogel was instrumental in the development of SWTOR, overseeing all aspects of the MMO before and after its launch in December. The online game, though, has lost around 400,000 paid subscribers in recent months, and BioWare Austin recently said it’sconsidering free-to-play options for the title.

 

 

F2P on the way, kids!

How to Spend $175

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

Hater comes in and runs his mouth telling Jay Wilson what he should do with his money:

you know what else you could have done for 175$
Taken GF out
Paintball
Rock Climbing
Sky Diving
Hosted a giant Lan Tournament
ALOT of movies
Partying
Hooker
White Water Rafting
Road trip
Concert
Went to a boadway show
rent a limo
Invested it in either, TFSA, RRSP, Mutual Fund,Stock GIC
Buy 6 games from the steam summer sale

But i guess getting a virtual item for a game you already payed for with no real monetary value is good too.

PS. I Challege all other posters to keep this list going by adding to it

Not a bad dumpster attempt but this guy is messing with a man at the top.  A man that can blow $175 on a virtual(read fake) asset.  He comes in and destroys what this poor boy would spend his disposable income on:

Um lets see.

I hate my girlfriend because she gets in the way of my D3
Paintball hurts
Rock climbing can get you killed
Sky diving is not 175$
LAN tournies are for outdated games with no DRM
Movies are free
Hookers are illegal
Parties are for losers
There are no white river rapids in CT.
Road Trips cost too much gas
Concerts are for 14 year olds
Broadway is for gay people.
Limos… also for gay people
Steam games are trash, which is why they sell for 3$

As you can see…real men use the RMAH

Inferno Tactic for Diablo 3

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

As you advance in D3, hard resets of dungeons become a necessity. Truth be told, even in Hell mode, running into a pack of Waller/Molten/Arcane with my Barbarian’s leap on cooldown is an automatic FML.  I have tailored my Barb to a group setting, in that my survivability is dependent upon Frenzy Crits that regen my life very rapidly, while the “Smite” rune keeps things on lockdown. Ultimately, the game seems hellbent on forcing me into a shielded tank as I move towards Inferno, since I could never hope to match the DPS output of a Demon Hunter or Wizard without a legendary weapon.

Nevertheless, even if I geared the hell out of myself, I know there are always going to be situations that call for certain specialized tactics. Follow this video’s helpful advice, which breaks down the most important advanced Diablo tactic of all time:

Death Metal And Facebook Anonymity

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

Man, talk about an ownage.

In a nutshell, Chuck Schuldiner was the bandleader. He died over 10 years ago. Lots of legal problems, etc.

This little kid tries to get fresh and then gets thrown into the public humiliation dumpster.

Dylan, don’t fuck with some dudes that will chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats.

 

 

People of Newerth

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

Here is a few pictures of the HoN player base.

And there are about 50,000 players that look like this guy:

You are NOT the Father!

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

Ya ya ya, I know this is old hat now but I fucking love these videos.  They even spawned YTMNDs (Brought to my attention by our MuscleBear Twinsite Terminocity).  Anyway, the  best ones are with music added to them.

Go big Wilbur

Sorry for the shitty quality but it lines up perfectly…

 

So this got me thinking, what would my you are NOT the father song be?  And here it is.

I just need to make sure I wear bike shorts and a blazer onto the show.

And here is my PIC Painkiller’s

Here is WJE’s

And mmoQQ’s songbird Fep has one as well

Total Ownage: Vist’d

Uncategorized 1 1 Comment

The screenshots that follow are the biggest ownage I have seen in a long time.  Henceforth, any ownage that is on par with this will be tagged as “Vist’d”.

Bill Burr After Playing HoN in Philly

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

Replace Philadelphia with Brazil or the Philippines and you have one of my rants after an 80 minute game.

Shamans: Unappreciated, Underpowered, Unloved

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

to the rag kill!

Regardless of what some blue posts say about there being no proof that they didn’t take them because they’re “bad”, here we go.

When an endgame guild says that a class, even just a class type (resto shaman) has no place in these raids because no matter how good the player, they can’t make the class good, blizz needs to start listening.

http://www.paragon.fi/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2276

A guy asking Paragon why there were no resto shamans

Hi Guys, greatly admire the guild and i salute you upon your recent Ragnaros HC kill.

I am currently lvling a resto shaman, and i got curious as to see the talents, gems, glyphs, etc. that a resto shaman in Paragon would use. But after checking out your shamans, i couldnt help but notice that none of the shamans in your guild has the Ragnaros HC achievement or any HC achievements for that matter. In a 25-man team setup i’d always thought that including all the classes would be a good idea since every class brings something exclusive to the table.

So that makes me wonder if you guys dont like resto shamans, or shamans in general. Not that i have any expert opinion in any shape or form about hardcore 25-man raiding setups. Is this just coincidence, or is there a reason you guys dont like resto shamans?

Just something i noticed, nothing major. Apparently you dont need shamans in order to kill Ragnaros HC.

Best regards, and again, good job on World First Ragnaros Kill.

 Paragon’s response

If you aim for high end raiding, such as top5 guilds do then shaman is the worst healer class currently in game. There is a huge deal of issues with the spec if you need to min/max.

1. Shaman healing is greatly dependent on raids positioning, both main raid healing abilities; healing rain and chain heal can be next to worthless if raid is spread or fight needs constant movement.

2. Lack of raid saving cool downs is a huge deal when raiding on new content with gear from previous tier. Disc priests and resto druids give way better cool downs to deal with incoming dmg then spirit link totem.

3. Even while shamans are able to put up a decent tank healing. While running as few healers as possible makes paladins with beacon better choice.

4. Mana tide is more needed by the shamans them self then other healers, so you don’t really need tide unless you bring shaman. (See what I did there?)

5. Fairly low survivability; only real cool down we have is glyphed stone claw totem

These are just the most obvious issues with the spec currently there is. Also there is few other things but those aren’t so major.

But if you ain’t aiming for cutting edge progress you should be able to perform good as other healers, as long as you stay on top of your game

Before the obvious is pointed out.

Yes, I know Resto shamans can be brought.
Yes, I know that Resto shamans exist in peoples raids (I heal in a raid too!)
Yes, I know that plenty of raids have Resto Shamans topping the meters (which can be due to many factors)
Yes, I know that we should “worry” about ourselves when it comes to the class, that as long as we’re doing okay in our personal raid we should be “fine”.

So…  how do you feel about paragon saying reasons as to why a resto shaman wasn’t brought?
Do you feel that it’s reasonable? (I do FYI, I wouldn’t bring a class that -might- help, I’d bring one that I -KNOW- could pull the weight).
Do you feel that we should all be okay with knowing we’ll be okay in everything but top end game raiding?

This is mainly to get the word out there, that Paragon infact, was not going bring a resto shaman over other classes BECAUSE they’re a resto shaman, regardless of what blizzard wants to say. All the reasons they said they didn’t bring one, are all class reasons, not player reasons.

Get owned shitty shamans.

Buy EA Stock

Uncategorized 0 No Comments

EA goes big and gets $150 from every nerd on the planet.

Limited Collector’s Edition Features

  • Exclusive Gentle Giant Darth Malgus statue
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic game disks in collectible metal case
  • The Journal of Master Gnost-Dural annotated by Satele Shan
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic galaxy map
  • Custom Security Authentication Key
  • Music of Star Wars: The Old Republic CD
  • High-quality Collector’s Edition box

Limited Collector’s Edition – Seven Additional Digital Items

  • Flare Gun: Fire flares into the air
  • Training Droid: Hovers at your side for combat assistance
  • HoloDancer: Project your own holographic dancer
  • HoloCam: Keep visual records of in-game adventures
  • STAP: Sleek and unique in-game vehicle
  • Exclusive Mouse Droid: Spunky Droid to join your adventure
  • Exclusive Collector’s Edition Store: Unique in-game vendor with an assortment of items

 

I was able to resist the siren song of all those in-game itemzzz and go with just the standard edition, but I have to applaud EA for their hyper Star Wars nerd-attenuated marketing approach.