Posts Tagged ‘toothless’

Don’t Cheat On Your Dentist Girlfriend

By Wade On May 1, 2012 Uncategorized 0 No Comments Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

I think this has to be the biggest dumpstering of all time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-Anna-Mackowiak-pulled-ALL-boyfriend-Marek-Olszewski-s-teeth-dumped-her.html?ICO=most_read_module

A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

 

The poor boyfriend:

now my gf no love me NE more

 

 

Mr Olszewski said: ‘I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.

‘She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

‘I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

‘But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.

‘The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth

 

Sarah Palin Wants to Debate President Obama; Infatuated Male Teabaggers Go Crazy

By Wade On Mar 14, 2012 Uncategorized 0 No Comments Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

So, Obama releases a campaign video that shows Palin shittalking Barack.

jk barack <3

Barack Obama has never been, I think, seen in the conventional, traditional way of — of we who would describe a man of valor.

And his profession as a community organizer — what went into his thinking was this philosophy of radicalism.

He is bringing us back, Sean, to days that — you could hearken back to days before the Civil War!

What Barack Obama seems to want to do is to go back to before those days when we were in different classes based on income, based on color of skin.

 

I’d be interested to see this happen. Obama would shit all over her face and toss her back into the cumdumpster she crawled out of back in Wasilla. All he’d need to do is ask her how old the earth is. However, he would have to be careful about her riposte; how many begats from Noah to Ronald Reagan is a tricky question to nail.

Where this bitch gets off thinking that she, not being an elected official or a candidate for the Presidency, is worth Obama dropping his latest tee time for, is the funniest part. Every toothless Teabagger out there thinks that he could get up there and wipe the floor with President Teleprompter using some garbage talking points dredged up from some Illuminati/Prisonplanet website.

Besides, we’ve already had a preview of what a Palin vs. Obama debate would look like.

GG