Posts Tagged ‘Steve Jobs’

Apple Gets The Smackdown, Steve Jobs Rolls In Grave

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An English judge went big and ordered Apple to publish announcements stating that Samsung did not copy the iPad.
This move will surely send send Macinlosers and Applefags into paroxysms of rage, and for that we salute you, Judge Colin Birss.

 

God save the Queen!

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18895384

 

A UK judge has ordered Apple to publish announcements that Samsung did not copy the design of its iPad, according to the Bloomberg news agency.

It said the judge said one notice should remainon Apple’s website for at least six months, while other adverts should be placed in various newspapers and magazines.

It follows the US company’s failed attempt to block sales of the South Korean firm’s Galaxy Tab tablets.

Apple has not commented on the news.

 

Steve Jobs, Gadget Worship, and the Cult of Personality Part 2

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Grats on your APPL shorts everyone!  Let the Facebook memorials and co-opting the “pain” of losing a true friend.  See you in 10 days after no one cares anymore.

 

Steve Jobs, Gadget Worship, and the Cult of Personality

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As everyone has heard, Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO. The speculation is the further deterioration of health, etc.  No surprise, the Apple crowd has responded with their typical bullshit.

Best wishes to my friend Steve. I love you. May you live out the rest of your life to the fullest.

 

Steve Jobs’ greatest accomplishment is nothing more than creating overpriced gadgets and, through slick marketing, convincing the masses that they cannot live without said gadgets. Is there anything worse than an Apple fanb0i?