It is that special time of year again; the nationwide sacrifice of 45 million turkeys to the god of genocide.
With that being said, here are the things I’m thankful for this year:
- My wife
Another year of putting up with my bullshit. How and why I have no clue, but it is impressive.
- Jay Wilson
He destroyed one of the greatest franchises in gaming and saved me a lot of time by not waiting for Diablo 4
Made me realize that anything that promises to not suck is going to be the worst game of all time.
- Mists Of Pandaria
Finally gave me a farm to plant juicycrunch carrots on.
- Mitt Romney
Showed the world that 48% of this country is unequivocally stupid
- Barack Obama
Showed the world that 52% of this country is smarter than the average evangelical.
- My friends
They bought D3 & SWTOR yet they still talk to me for some reason.
- My family
They have stopped calling me a nerdy loser for the most part. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURT ME.
- The proclivity of politicians to eat corn dogs
The pictures of them eating them in extremely suggestive ways have made me quite a bit of cash. Thanks, google images!
- Brazil/The Phillipines/Eastern Europe/Australia
Without any of these fine places, my gaming experience would be significantly reduced. Keep on gaming, fellas. Dota2 would suck without you!