Posts Tagged ‘stalker’

Some dude on a forum I use got pissed off when I said that he and all his friends are idiots for not allowing their kids to eat homemade treats they receive for Halloween.

Enjoy!

(ed. I have redacted all my personal information, but it was all correct)

Him: I’m sure you could find more productive use of your time then trolling/flaming.

Me: Are you a mod?

Him: No Mr. ***** I am not but they will get to your message in due time. In the meantime spend some time with your wife ******.

Me: lol oh no!!!!

Him:What’s wrong? Your wasting time on the forums instead of planning your 12 anniversary next month? Did you miss a Gunnison High reunion? *****   **** Drive has an issue? ***** or ***** call you?

Me: omg i am so freaked out now????!!!!! what do i do???

Him: You eat the 20 pizza’s you get for dinner.

Me: Nice, I’ll do that! And I’ll continue to own you on the forums.

Him: Is that what you tell yourself? Really? ROFL

Me: No different than you being a huge fag and internet stalking me lol. Not the first time I’ve had an admirer though, so do whatever you like bro.

 

At this point, I get a message from an admin that a post of mine  has been reported for blatant flaming/trolling, this dude is going through my thousands of posts flagging them for moderation.

Him: You enjoy spending a few minutes trying to ‘own’ people online and I use the same time and play on Google. To each their own.

Me: As I said, no different. Except I’m not as gay.

Him: Really name calling when backed into a corner is your way of ‘owning’ someone online? Man up and just get even trying to ‘own’ me online or try to do the same thing to me. Your 32 for #@$%s sake so grow up from elementary school name calling. You’ve got 10000% chance that that does nothing to anyone online. It’s very entertaining though!

Me: Backed into a corner? Don’t flatter yourself, son. I could give a fuck about who you are in ‘real life’. I also could not care less that my ‘name calling’ is ineffectual, as it is quite gay and teenagerish to do the whole “lol i know who u are in rl” routine.

Like I said earlier, I’ve had many admirers throughout the years. If jacking off to my information gets you going, then by all means continue to do so! I promise you that the entertainment gleaned from watching you grasp is worth every second of it.

Him: Reverse psychology will get you no where nor will discounting facts given to you by calling the process by which those facts were obtained gay/teenish. Valiant effort.

FYI: That stuff was found long ago. I did 0 google searches today in your honor so don’t flatter yourself. We joke about keeping a file on dvd but who knows…..

Me: My ‘valiant effort’ was nothing more than a vacuous statement made to continue an already dead conversation. Not sure what else you’re trying to prove, but your own ‘valiant effort’ was good for a brief interlude of fun on a boring Tuesday.

As far as your running log, that is pretty creepy.

Him: It’s a Halloween discussion it’s suppose to be creepy as $%^#.

Me: You are fulfilling that requirement most admirably.

About this time,  a throwaway email address I use gets like 100 emails from various US agencies. This guy is pretty mad!

I haven’t heard anything else from this guy, but if there are no posts from me for a couple days, call the police.