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More Straws, Camel Hairs-SW:TOR

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I am long straw-making companies and camels.

overwhelming proof of intentional FACTION imbalaning on some DEVS part .. imho … | Today , 04:27 PM
MY LAST STRAW … i had overlooked or excused or hoped a fix was coming for the list below
but i guess this is my hair that breaks the camels back !!!!

EMPIRE SI – ELEMENTAL DAMAGE / REPUBLIC COUNSULAR – KENETIC

I DO NOT HAVE to say that there is about a 20% difference in damage given / received
elemental ignores armor – kenetic has to go through it loses damage !!! I MEAN REALLY ??

I was wondering how lessor equipted SI’s were outdamaging me in WZ’s I am Rank 61 Valor and battlemaster

screw this game yall have fun … im walking away until summer ill look back in and see if they cared enough to balance the faction and hopefully management holds some DEVS ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS BLANTANT ABUSE of POWER IN DESIGNING THE FACTION THEY WANTED TO PLAY to have all sorts of SUBTLE ADVANTAGES!!!!! the EVIDENCE IN ITS ENTIREITY is OVERWHELMING when looked at from a distance other than one at a time

JUST SAD …

and REALLY LEAVES A BAAADDDDDD TASTE in my mouth for a company I have LOVED FOR YEARS AND YEARS

so add it to the list of things that severely imbalance the so called “mirror” classes

things like the following:

1.) trooper mortar volley travel time verses BH death drom above instant!!!

2.) consular animation delays verses their counterpart instant !!!

3.) convert the trooper pool of energy to BH energy BH has 4% more -
same for another classes energy i forget which one

4.) IA can do dirty kick on the run without stopping while Smuggler has to stop perform action then move

5.) Ever wonder WHY it always seems empire starts with lead on alderaan warzone?
two turrets already pointing at republic ship and do not have to turn to begin firing not to mention the BIGGEST KICKER OF ALL .. the dumb DEVS ALLOW THE EMPIRE TO TICK QUICKER THAN THE REPUBLIC … FILM IT FRAPS IT YOURSELF … try and figure out how empire one caps and republic two caps and forst 5 secs empire ahead … REALLY .. I MEAN REALLY!!!! W T F

6.) force way has animation that makes republic jump up then come down before it goes off
empires is instant … very rough across the bridge in voidstar and in huttball

7.) empires knockbacks are farther

8.) instant lightening no travel time … rocks have longer animation til impact

9.) IA gets gets 30 secs less on its cc grenade cooldown than smuggler

10.) electrocute ignores resolve bar and even dodge it gets through everything … force stun DOES NOT!!!

11.) smuggler sabo charge requires again you guessed it longer period of time .. IA instant!!!!

12.) IA backstab instant – Smuggler has animation to pull out shotgun to deal with !!!!

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR CLASS BALANCE JUST FACTION BALANCE AND TRUE MIRRORED CLASSES AND NOW FOR THE DEVS THAT IMHO INTIONALLY DESIGNED THESE ADVANTAGES INTO THE GAME TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE AND SOMEONE FROM UPPER MANAGEMENT PREFERABLE THE CEO TO PUBLICLY APOLIGIZE FOR ALLOWING IT TO HAPPEN

any reasonable person that understands probability KNOWS beyond a shadow of a doubt there a far too many “oopies and overlooks ” to be beniegn

THIS WAS INTENTIONAL WITH MALICE no other reason ALL THE ADVANTAGES GO TO EMPIRE !!!

have fun ill look in from time to time and see if they did anything about it
im going to take a break

if you are staying in this game and PvP you SHOULD DEMAND THE ABOVE BE FIXED and a REASON GIVEN as to way it was allowed in the first place and HOW SO MANY BETA TESTERS MISSED these GLARING ISSUES … i guess they were just playing and not testing

/wave

ps im mad and didnt proof read and im not the faster i log out right now the better and put SWTOR BEHIND me for a long while and hope it gets fixed

The Final Straw-SW:TOR

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The final straw | Today , 04:29 PM
Bought this game to play with my kid. His computer meets the specs yet it crashes to desktop, then the final straw.
Bought another copy to duel box only to find out you CANT duel box……amazing …..I was so mad I deleted this game on my computer and smashed the cd’s!

Fail Bioware….you didnt lose one sub a few days ago you just lost 3, congrats!

Gamer Stereotypes

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Everyone knows these guys in one form or another. This will be a work in progress, updated whenever I feel like it.

 

 

  • The Old Guy
    This is a dude that grew up playing video games and hit his peak around 1998 in Team Fortress. He doggedly has continued to play games that he sucks at, thinking that he can still hang with the 14 year old losers.
  • The Punk
    A high school aged kid that is really good and knows it. He constantly talks about how great he is and there’s nothing you can say about it because you’re old and slow and you both know it.
  • The Loremaster
    This dude knows every fucking thing about the story of whatever game you’re playing. Try not to talk to him.
  • The Guy With A Ton of Shit Going On In Real Life
    The poor bastard. His wife is pregnant, he’s behind on his mortgage, he’s working 70 hours a week. Despite all this, he still wants to play games as much as possible. This results in loads of AFKs, hilarious arguments overheard on Vent, and the eventual dissolution of his marriage.
  • The Dude With Nothing Going On In Real Life
    He’s still in college, despite being almost 30. He lives at home or in a dumpy apartment with his girlfriend, who also games. Still retains most of his skills at games because that’s all he’s done since high school.
  • The Guy On Disability
    He hurt himself 15 years ago and plays games all day. Likes to complain about his various aches and pains while leveling every class in the game to max and having every achievement. Plays female characters.
  • The Father/Son Team
    Sickeningly plays together all the time. Father passes up on all loot so his son gets it. Father always goes to bat for son, especially when son instigates guild drama or is accused of ninjaing, etc. Usually end up in their own two man guild and wonder wtf happened.
  • The Beta Tester
    Has tested every game since UO from 1st phase closed beta to release. If he could decorate himself with all his beta accomplishments, he’d look like a WWII vet with a chest full of medals and ribbons. Plays his game of the moment to the utmost, ripping through content because he’s already done it all 10 times during the beta. Bitches and moans about lack of content at endgame, goes to test the next big thing. Gets back in contact with you every couple of years to let you know about this ‘bad ass game’ that’s coming out in 2025.
  • The Cigarette Smoking Man
    AFKs to smoke all the time, sounds like Barry White on Vent.
  • The Weed Smoking Man
    AFKs to smoke weed all the time, sounds like Wooderson on Vent. A lot worse player than the Cigarette Smoking Man, but he’s more fun to be around.
  • The Black Guy
    Everyone finds out he’s black when he takes offense to one of the youngsters dropping n-bombs left and right. Gets tons of loot and shit in the next couple weeks.
  • The *insert minority* Guy
    Speaks with an accent. Great player, great guy, he’s just the only one.
  • The Guy That Refuses To Use Vent
    Boycotts Ventrilo because Roger Wilco is a ‘superior product’ and he ‘doesn’t see the need to use voice’. Types 40 words per minute.
  • The Noob (young)
    Has never played this type of game before. Exists in a state of perpetual wonder and awe. Very idealistic and wants to experience everything the game has to offer. Becomes a Rager of the worst kind in 2 or 3 days.
  • The Noob (old)
    For whatever reason, whether a child or acquaintance’s referral, starts playing at age 40. Completely lost, never stops being lost. A game company’s most profitable customer because they buy a 5 year subscription and stop playing in disgust and bewilderment after a week.
  • The Rager
    One of the most identifiable stereotypes. Through a combination of hormones, lack of sex, bad manners, and being raised by a single mother, this guy plays games just so his empty heart can be tricked into feeling the only emotion that is left to him; anger. Strong possibility of being the younger half of the Father/Son team.
  • The Console Gamer
    Ventures off of his couch to the comfort of a recliner in search of a ‘more challenging gaming experience’. Finds out all his ‘skillz’ headshotting middle schoolers in Halo equates to shit. Adapts quickly, but goes back to play Kingdom Hearts because he can’t deal with not having a triangle button.

Self-Mutilation In The Heroes of Newerth Forums

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This filthy Canadian makes a heartfelt appeal about how bad the community is in Heroes of Newerth; how terrible the trolls and ragers are, how the community is full of flamers, and so forth. Meet HommeFougere.

First of all I’m not english so sorry for my bad gammar.

Second im not ragin, im basing myself on thousand games.

I noticed that the HON community is the worst community I’Ve ever seen through all games I’ve ever played.Peoples can’t lose a games without being disobligant rude racist etc… EACH games I lost or almost someone talk**** about someone else. When you win a game there is always a damn bragger that will bragg over the losing team. In picking u can’t pick SCOUT or WARBEAST without having to deal with insults all game long. Most of the times you cant try new builds cause your ”teamates” will complain and or insult you. If u propose someting to someone like warding or upgrading courrier, you will most of the time get a ”STFU” or ”Do it yourelf (Dumba**,Assh***,Retar*,Idio* etc…)” even if they are supports. Plus of all that, if u get involved in a team wich is composed by 4 ClanMates you can get kicked just because they don’t like you for any reason, most of the opponent teams will be more then happy to kick a player so they can have an easy win. On top of that, if that precise ClanMates decide to report you for no reason (For exemple they all say you griefed all game or cheated ; it happened to me.), then you will get banned for a couple of days, and that only beceause of these peoples who ruin the game.

So lets make you guys an exemple of the worst games u might get if all those points come to happen in the same game : You start the game. 10 second in you show SCOUT has your pick. ”DONT GO FU**** SCOUT NOOB” Etc,,, 15 min in if you are going Shieldbreaker instead of cleaver (which is a better build), you might get some ” WTF are you doing re****”. 30 Mins in your team is losing. You will automaticly get ” WHY THE FU** DID YOU GET SCOUT, YOU LOST US THE GAME GOD DAMN ETC..”. And on top of that u were teamed with a clan. They will kick you just before the game ends, and maybe reports you. What a nice time you’ve got isn’t it?

That is just 1 of the most common exemples. You can get a similar situation with ANY heroes and ANY build.

That is just some of the points that makes HoN comunnity rotten.

I’ve decided to post this after several reports and tries to make my teamates understand that we can play just to have fun and take it easy.
(Fun doesnt mean, feeding, greeding etc..)

I am really tired of this community because HoN is a good game but the peoples in it are just killing it.

Thank you for reeding my not raging rage.

PS: I don’t know if I can get a ban for this but at this point I don’t care, it has to be said.

 


Along comes Facedown, a great forum regular known for posting smackdowns on hypocritical children and using basic logic to deflate the egos of pasty-white virgins.


pot>kettle Part of the problem OP. You are the type of person you are complaining about.

He then goes big and drops some diamonds from a couple of Homme’s games; enjoy his sleuthwork.

[00:09:23][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> mia
[00:09:25][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> ****ing noobs
[00:09:30][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> GG
[00:10:03][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> ****ing noobs
[00:10:07][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> uninstall
[00:10:45][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> oj cant avoid ur ult…
[00:10:48][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> pathetic
[00:11:05][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> u suck
[00:11:18][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> u can avoid his ult
00:16:55][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> hmm
[00:16:58][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> u r an idiot
[00:17:16][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> NICE ULT PURP
[00:17:18][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> ****IGN NOOB
[00:17:35][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> pass
[00:17:37][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> im afk anyway
[00:17:46][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> May we kick him?
[00:17:51][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> HE ruined our game anyway
[00:18:08][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> Says leg
[00:18:13][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> all u did was to jungle btw
[00:18:18][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> so pro
[00:19:09][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> W/e GL HF .
[00:20:47][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> BTW yellow when u have a .7 KD u play support not carry, even worst when u pick tree wich might be the hardest carry, retard. And purp… just uninsta
[00:21:12][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Magebane)> Ho and u both can kick yourself in the face all night long

[00:00:11][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> wtf
[00:00:12][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> noobs
[00:00:13][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> 2 bot?
[00:07:00][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** you mid
[00:07:11][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** you too
[00:07:19][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** you
[00:07:27][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> ****
[00:07:28][Hellbourne][Ful]zamaloska (Deadwood)> ?
[00:07:28][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> you
[00:08:41][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> ****
[00:08:42][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> you
[00:19:12][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> gj
[00:19:14][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> really
[00:19:16][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> ****ing pathetic
[00:22:59][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> hoho
[00:23:00][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> so fun
[00:23:06][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> im back to my jungle
[00:23:13][Legion][F4LL]samje (Armadon)> **** you
[00:23:17][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** you
[00:23:23][Legion][F4LL]samje (Armadon)> jinx.
[00:23:24][Hellbourne][l3CL]GudaLikt (Night Hound)> omw
[00:23:27][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** you
[00:27:50][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** you
[00:27:53][Legion]sextonbit (Slither)> i was allready omw
[00:27:57][Legion][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** **** **** **** **** ****
[00:30:55][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> Heres my hat
[00:30:57][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> who wants it
[00:31:01][All][iQc]HommeFougere (Tempest)> **** you

Well played, Facedown.

46 Year Old Man Gets Mad, Goes Big

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This guy needs a medal for doing something we all wish we had the balls to do; driving over to that prepubescent little motherfucker’s house and choking the shit out of him.

Mark Bradford, we salute you.

A middle-aged man charged round to the house of a schoolboy and throttled him after his online character was killed during a game of Call Of Duty, a court heard.

Mark Bradford, 46, was furious when he was gunned down in the war simulation by the 13-year-old, and ‘lost it’ when the youngster goaded him over his online death.

Diablo 3 Delayed Until 2012

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/3552227

 

“Soon” Was Too Soon — Diablo III to Arrive in Early 2012

by Mike Morhaime Sep 23, 2011 5:30 AM PDT 66

We commonly use the term “soon” when referring to Blizzard releases, because we know that no matter how hard we’re working to reach a target, we’re not going to compromise and launch a game before it’s ready. For Diablo III, we were aiming to launch by the end of 2011. As we’re announcing globally today, our new target for the game is early 2012.

While this news might not be a complete surprise, I know that many of you were hopeful that Diablo III would ship this year. We were too. However, this week we pulled together people from all of the teams involved with the game to decide whether we felt it would be ready before the end of December, and we grudgingly came to the conclusion that it would not. Ultimately, we feel that to deliver an awesome Diablo sequel that lives up to our expectations and yours as well, we should take a little more time and add further polish to a few different elements of the game.

The upside of today’s announcement is that we will be running the beta test longer than we initially planned, which will allow us to invite more of you who have opted in.

For those taking on the Diableard challenge, we salute you — and now fear for your well-being and personal hygiene. We hereby issue an official reprieve to all Diableard participants, including Blizzard employees, if you want to trim or otherwise manage the lower half of your face. We’d still love to see your beardly achievements, and we look forward to seeing more of your efforts as we move into 2012, but not to the detriment of your workplaces and significant others.

Thank you everyone for your support and anticipation for Diablo III. We’re still moving ahead at full pace, and we’ll be keeping you fully informed of any news and developments here at Diablo3.com, including the specific release date when the time comes, so stay tuned.

-Mike Morhaime

This is Fucking Terrible…

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I knew this was going to happen but I still was not prepared for it.  The Bieber Fever that has swept the world was going to produce lesser(all though I don’t know how you can get much lower than The Biebs) knock offs that will ride the wave of popularity.

Seriously, its the same formula.
1. Little white kid writes song about trying to get to second base with a girl
2. Add some simple hook
3. Add some washed up/overrated rapper in the middle
4. ???
5. Collect money from 10-17 year old girls. 143! 143! 143! 143!

All of my rage aside, I got to give it to this little cornsilk, 143ing, corporate produced accessory.  He will never become a phenomenon like The Biebinstein but in 10 years he will still be able to travel around and play small gigs and fuck the loyal fan base of his youth.  That seems like a pretty sweet deal to me so go ahead and iyiyiyiyiiyiyiy.  You are still fucking terrible though.

Everyone knows that if you want to be a successful child musician and continue to make music after your balls drop, you need to be black.  Or you need to at least start out being black then you can become white if you want to, although that is not a requirement though.  Stevie, who became famous very early in life, will show you kids how to do it by playing a song by of the most famous child musician of all time!  And everything turned out fine for the both of them!  Well other than the pedophilia, early death, and blindness but at least they got stinking rich.  Don’t try to fix whats not broken Music Industry.

P.S.
That song makes me sad every time I hear it :(

mmoQQ exclusive .gif.  Come at me.

Eloquence & Cordial Relations-Heroes of Newerth

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Smith0rz, Faulkner, and Frost: prose is their duty, legendary are their works.

 

The Everyman of the New Millenium

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No, it is not any of Matt Damon character or even anyone from one of the the 100 movies Bruce Willis has been.  It isn’t Nic Cage either, thank God.  It is Al Bundy.  In this age of ragers and red shirts; there is only one man that can make sense of it all. 

A man with enough one liners to quell the biggest nerd blast or nugatory crusade.  A man who portrayed the response we all wish we could provide when we just could not stand another rambling from sweathog.  He also hated fat people which is another feather in his cap.

If there is anything that the Internet Age has taught me, it’s that we are now in a world where anyone can drone on about whatever they want.  At mmoQQ, we focus on video game forum post which are one of the most explicit examples of the freedom of the Internet Age.  We don’t have to take it anymore; there is an appropriate response.  What would Al Bundy do?

Yes you will be ignored, just like Al was, but at least we said something.  Maybe if enough people drop a clever response on the next loremaster or hissy fitting kid; we can rid the world of Maddie McBaddies.

It doesn’t matter if you are a Parts-man, Accounting Professional, or Stimulation Specialist.  Deep down we are all Shoe Salesmen in one way or another.  Now is the time to use our pain as weapon in the fight against the crying and whiny of the Internet Age.

At the very least, we will have more clever responses to worthless forum post that can be posted on the website.  Everybody Wins!  This one is for you Al, respect.

Lil Bit O’ Mad-Heroes of Newerth

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Why S2 SUX ASS and should be engaged in legal action

1) YOU DONT MAKE SOMEONE PLAY MONEY FOR A GAME IN ORDER TO PLAY IT AND THAN MAKE IT FREE TO PLAY FOR OTHERS EVEN IF THEY DO HAVE SOME RESTRICTIONS.

2) I PAYED MONEY FOR THIS ****ING GAME AND EVEN ALMOST 2 FCKING MONTHS FROM THE DDOS ATTACKS U CANT FIX ****. ONE OUT OF 3-4 GAMES STATS WONT RECORD. AND I ****ING POSTED EVERY PIECE OF DATA IN THE EXACT FORMAT REQUIRED IN THE STATS NOT RECORDED SECTION AND NOTHING ****ING HAPPENS !! EVER !!! WHY THE **** DID I PAY U MORONS FOR SERIOUSLY ? I HAVE OVER 8 GAMES FROM THE LAST 25-30 GAMES I PLAYED THAT DIDNT COUNT …ARE U FOR REAL ?? ARE U REALLY THAT DUMB THAT U CANT FIX STATS IN OVER 2 MOTNHS ?
**** HON, CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR DOTA2….ILL ****ING PAY FOR IT IF I GET DECENT SERVICE **** THIS FREE TO PLAY DONT CARE ABOUT OUR CUSTOMERS BULLSHIT !

Sry for caps, fcking pissed at this 2 cent company
PEACE