Posts Tagged ‘ownage’

Don’t Cheat On Your Dentist Girlfriend

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I think this has to be the biggest dumpstering of all time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-Anna-Mackowiak-pulled-ALL-boyfriend-Marek-Olszewski-s-teeth-dumped-her.html?ICO=most_read_module

A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

 

The poor boyfriend:

now my gf no love me NE more

 

 

Mr Olszewski said: ‘I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages.

‘She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

‘I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

‘But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.

‘The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth

 

Death Metal And Facebook Anonymity

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Man, talk about an ownage.

In a nutshell, Chuck Schuldiner was the bandleader. He died over 10 years ago. Lots of legal problems, etc.

This little kid tries to get fresh and then gets thrown into the public humiliation dumpster.

Dylan, don’t fuck with some dudes that will chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats.