Posts Tagged ‘Nevermore’

YajirobeFromDC has some issues with the way Dota2 is different from WC3 Dota.

Just played SF for the first time in DotA 2, everything just feels so different. The gameplay feels a lot smoother, razes feel a lot slower, last hitting is a lot harder, creeps move faster IMO, harder to creep glitch.

IceFrog seems to be trying to weaken Defensive Laning. Players with a defensive skillset (me+some others) are finding it hard to make the adjustment.

We get a few generic “Deal with it” posts, a few people calling him a troll, and the like.

Then sargeras66 comes in with the accepted answer:

Sometimes I sit on the shower floor and pretend I’m a girl that’s been raped (I’m a guy IRL).

I sit and hold my head in my hands and rock back and forth sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash the water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes. At this point I’m usually fairly distraught.

Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers in my mouth to make sure it’s all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire procedure.

I stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the rapists cum out of my asshole and “vagina” (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, making sure it’s all gone.

Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No girl should ever go what I just went through, all men are animals.