Posts Tagged ‘huehuehuehue’

New Disease Discovered, Targets Dota2 Players Only

By Wade On Aug 23, 2012 Uncategorized 0 No Comments Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

 

…dota2 gave me health problems, also im thinking to fucking kill myself. Every single day i log in just to get 1 win, unfortunately MM system decides that i need to lose 9 games in a row first. So every single day i spend like 6 hours to win only one game.

My stat log looks like this: LLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLLWLLLLL

I noticed that i became paranoid and generally my mood is really bad, i can’t sleep at night for 2 weeks in a row now and i started to have thoughts about killing myself.

This game is really frustrating and unfair towards solo-qeueuing players. You will say “get a stack”, but i dont have any friends who want to play dota seriously.

All in all, i blame Valve and Icefrog for making such a frustrating game and giving me some health problems cuz of that.

 

mmoQQ.com spoke with Dr. G.G. Noobsauce from the University of General Santos City, who had this to say:

Generally, people with DD2D, or Degenerative Dota2 Disorder, experience depression, loss of appetite, and loss of initiative. The symptoms may disappear for days or weeks, but certain stimuli seem to cause the disease to reappear.

Our independent investigation has determined that repeated exposure to cyrillic characters, Anti Mage picks, and even certain auditory cues such as “huehuehuehuehue”, “kuy”, “sarap”, and “wew” may trigger onset of this dread disease.

A dota2 player contracting the disease

The Center For Disease Control has advised that abstinence is the only foolproof way of not contracting this dread disease, as there is no vaccine or cure once Degenerative Dota2 Disorder has been contracted.

You have been warned.

Your Average Dota2 Player Has A Complaint

By Wade On Mar 19, 2012 Uncategorized 0 No Comments Tags: , , , , ,

I still lose all my games. What happen?

For few days, still I lose all my games. I play with my Steam friend and randoms players. All time draw lots us some strange teams. Whether on is the selection of the players? It’s no fair. I am not a bad player. It’s not a f***ing weeping joking.

The BR Argument

By Wade On Aug 23, 2011 Uncategorized 2 2 Comments Tags: , , , ,

<3 brazil

 

About xenophobia and patriotism

Idk if this is the right area to post this so move if its necessary.

>>In coment please say if you agree or disagree about this.<<

First I want to say that Im Brazilian and Im tired about people talk how bad my country are or being Brazilian. I dont care if my country is bad or good and that is not a reason judge me or not.

Im tired to see players talking about how good their countries are and how better they are than me.Really? I dont care if your country has the better economy or have more people or won a war(this wont make you better than someone)…

First of all you shouldnt be proud about a war that a lot of people died, second it was not you doing it and you dont make all your country economy(maybe you make nothing).

I really hate people that think they are better than me because they are in a first world country(I DONT CARE IF YOU LIVE IN A “BETTER” COUNTRY).

Please stop being a jerk and atleast put some arguments in your words if you are trying to say something… stop being a ignorant kid and show your point.

Please care more about what you made and not what your country made.

AND Please grow up hon comunity!

[Some coments about my in-game](if you want to know)
In game I really carry some games and I do good suport when Im not carrying so I think Im decent and I have 1800+ psr (if you want to check more write my name in statistics.)

Sorry if I did a mistake with the english(Not my first language)