…dota2 gave me health problems, also im thinking to fucking kill myself. Every single day i log in just to get 1 win, unfortunately MM system decides that i need to lose 9 games in a row first. So every single day i spend like 6 hours to win only one game.
My stat log looks like this: LLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLLWLLLLL
I noticed that i became paranoid and generally my mood is really bad, i can’t sleep at night for 2 weeks in a row now and i started to have thoughts about killing myself.
This game is really frustrating and unfair towards solo-qeueuing players. You will say “get a stack”, but i dont have any friends who want to play dota seriously.
All in all, i blame Valve and Icefrog for making such a frustrating game and giving me some health problems cuz of that.
mmoQQ.com spoke with Dr. G.G. Noobsauce from the University of General Santos City, who had this to say:
Generally, people with DD2D, or Degenerative Dota2 Disorder, experience depression, loss of appetite, and loss of initiative. The symptoms may disappear for days or weeks, but certain stimuli seem to cause the disease to reappear.
Our independent investigation has determined that repeated exposure to cyrillic characters, Anti Mage picks, and even certain auditory cues such as “huehuehuehuehue”, “kuy”, “sarap”, and “wew” may trigger onset of this dread disease.
The Center For Disease Control has advised that abstinence is the only foolproof way of not contracting this dread disease, as there is no vaccine or cure once Degenerative Dota2 Disorder has been contracted.
You have been warned.