Posts Tagged ‘hip hop’

I don’t understand how it is relevant, but this guy is a hip-hop dance instructor from Canada.
This reads more like an online dating profile than some guy wanting a bunch of people to carry him.

Please Hammer, don't go mid

http://forums.heroesofnewerth.com/showthread.php?414584-sup-ya-ll

Just thought i’d make a thread to get some cool guys to team que with. I am a 23 year old hip hop dance instructor from Canada. I play on evennings and weekends. I don’t do drugs, but I smoke cigarattes (fail). I drink recreationally from time to time. I enjoy Hip-hop and Rnb with some rock here and there. I made this support only account about a year and a half ago ( so the stats are outdated of my skill). I am originally a 1665-1750 solo qued player( after mmr compression). I had the week off of work and I got wasted and then my mmr plummeted dramatically so now I need help. I know I can stomp mid all the way back to where I belong, but thats not enjoyable for me,, its too much of a hassle( I failed my lane so hard and mid no gank gg, noob mid) and no fun to do so, imo. I win my lane on a consistent basis. I like to laugh and make jokes on the mic most the time.

Things I hate about the 1500′s. They NEVER ward unless they have extra gold. They alwasy buy hatchet and shield and run to the short lane with < insert melle hero here>. Even with farm they don’t know what to do with it. They jungle with level 1 dampeer and zephry ( zephry needs lifetube to jungle effcienct and dampeer is a ganker). They have 5 carries in there most played and there kdr is only around the 1.0 kdr( my kdr is better on a support account). They play mainly support and there wards per game still hover around 1.0. They buy elder paraste on hammer, shroud on flint? every game and no pk on magmus or behe before other different items. All they do is run around the map running a pub train without wards then blame other players who aren’t with em ” flint let me finish my frostburn first”. Running pub train is only good for a early game win with a early game team, its bad if your carry can’t get his farm on. 1500′s don’t know that a tp exist. They think pesti and armadon are tanks not carries. They never call miss but there the first one to complain about a miss call.

Things about my playstyle, I am a strength semi carry player. I use hot keys for spells even for inventory items. I carry a tp in my inventory 99% of the time. When i play support I will ward counterward and upgrade courier before I get my boots, I also never take last hits from a carry. I don’t support with heroes that actually need farm like geo( he just runs in and stuns, slows then dies without farm) pyro ( no wards let me get my pk), defiler ( feed city anyone?). I watch honcast and streams when I have the extra time. Been playing hon and dota for over 4 years so my knowledge of the game is legit. My other account is a carry only account with 1.70 kdr with 1550 mmr( yes both my accounts got man handled **** was 1715 mmr ! I avg 3.0 kills death assist ratio on both my accounts so i’m pretty active in team fights( 3.0 on this one and 3.5 on my carry account). I ward even if i’m playing magebane( if i have to, empath ds no wards gg?). I don’t rage I ignore chat instead. I call miss 99 percent of the time. I solo que most the time, I actually thought i would be at least (1800-1900) mmr if I team qued with half decent guys ( my 1300-1400 irl friends suck)

Heroes i’m confident and rape with if I manage to get decent farm ( armadon, RA, pesti, lord salforis, beserker, defiler, kraken)

heroes i can support effectively with ( vj, martyr, slither)

heroes I suck with but enjoy playing ( empath, nomad, magmus)

Lets game on!! pls no 1500 players unlesss your a hard support player.

TLDR – got wasted and mmr dropped and I wanna get back up there as soon as possible

Inb4 u suck with 1k games played, dude this account was made 2 years ago and it was 1670 a solo qued support can’t make much of a impact to be any higher and INB4 your bad with 230 gpm, When is a 230 gpm support suppose to get any farm?