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Forever Alone In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

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8 lvl 50s.

He has done this before in WoW, and plays on a RPPvP server. Forever alone status is confirmed, now on to the math.

We will assume he started during early access. That is 84 days from 12/21 until 3/14.

I’ve read numerous sources stating different values for the average amount of time it takes to get to lvl 50. I will assume conservatively say 75 hours for lvl 1-50.

8 characters x 75 hours= 600 hours.

600 hours / 84 days= ~7 hours a day of playing.

Now, I know this is wrong because this guy obviously has no life. I think a better equation would be to assume that he has over 100 hours into each character, considering the fact that he lists valor ranks (rank 52 on one character) which is a significant amount of play time devoted to pvp. He also has maxed professions on every character. I will add another 10 hours per character for this. He also has a ton of reputation with all of his companions, I am adding another 3 hours per character for this.

So the revised equation is:

8 characters x 113 hours=904 hours

904 hours / 84 days= 10.75 hours per day.

Lastly, we need to think about some more esoteric game activities that must be added in.

Since he played 5 characters to max on a RPPvP server, there is a minimum of 20 hours per character spent cybering. He also spent at least 1.5 hours on each during character creation.

At last we come to the Grand Unified Equation of Loneliness, or GUEL.

8 characters x 134.5 hours=1076 hours

1076 hours / 84 days=12.8 hours per day.

If he did not purchase early access, the number goes up to 14 hours a day.

13-14HOURS A DAY FOR 84 DAYS. PLAYING SW:TOR. 

TIME TO START ON MY REPUBLIC CHARACTERS!!!

This concludes our lesson today, kids.

http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=358078

I will list the character info here,(all are lvl 50 and completed all class quests) in case there are any character/class/companion questions. All the listed crafting skills and gathering skills are all capped at 400. I was not in any beta, so I cannot comment on any changes that were made in the beta before retail, compared to how the classes are today.

Myshtara – Sorcerer – Valor 52 – Dark 10k(Dark 5)
Biochem – Bioanalysis – Diplomacy
Val = 9870 Revel = 10k Drellik = 10k Zavros = 2954 Xalek = 5920

Myshtar – Assassin – Dark 8600(Dark 4)
Synthweaving – Archaeology – Underworld Trading
Val = 7912 Revel = 7790 Drellik = 7823 Zavros = 10k Xalek = 6579

Myshtarg – Marauder – Dark10k(Dark 5)
Artifice – Archaeology – Treasure Hunting
Vette = 7265 Quinn 8257 Willsaam = 8848 Broonmark = 9917 Pierce = 6867

Myshtarie – Juggernaut – Dark 10k(Dark 5)
Slicing – Investigation – Treasure Hunting
Vette = 3394 Quinn = 9657 Willsaam – 7454 Broonmakr = 10k Pierce = 7978

Myshtard – Sniper – Dark 10k(Dark 5)
Armstech – Scavenging – Investigation
Kaliyo = 6687 Vector = 8304 Temple = 7898 Lokim = 9626 Scorpio = 6043

Myshtary – Operative – Valor 31 – Dark 10k(Dark 5)
Armortech – Scavenging – Underworld Trading
Kaliyo = 5147 Vector = 7240 Temple = 9992 Lokim = 10k Scorpio = 8045

Myshtaria – Mercenary – Valor 29 – Dark 10k(Dark 5)
Cybertech – Scavening – Underworld Trading
Mako = 6260 Gault = 7532 Blizz = 8879 Skadge – 5887 Cadera = 10k

Myshtarc – Powertech – Dark 10k(Dark 5)
Bioanalysis – Slicing – Diplomacy
Mako = 9830 Gault = 9798 Blizz = 8793 Skadge = 9418 Cadera = 9550

P.S. Just post any questions you have and I will answer them as soon as I have time. I was also the first player in World Of Warcraft to cap out the classes.(Both were done on PvP servers, although SWTOR was done on an RPPvP server)