Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

Thanksgiving 2012

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It is that special time of year again; the nationwide sacrifice of 45 million turkeys to the god of genocide.

Eat up, fuckers.

With that being said, here are the things I’m thankful for this year:

  • My wife
    Another year of putting up with my bullshit. How and why I have no clue, but it is impressive.
  • Jay Wilson
    He destroyed one of the greatest franchises in gaming and saved me a lot of time by not waiting for Diablo 4
  • SWTOR
    Made me realize that anything that promises to not suck is going to be the worst game of all time.
  • Mists Of Pandaria
    Finally gave me a farm to plant juicycrunch carrots on.
  • Mitt Romney
    Showed the world that 48% of this country is unequivocally stupid
  • Barack Obama
    Showed the world that 52% of this country is smarter than the average evangelical.
  •  My friends
    They bought D3 & SWTOR yet they still talk to me for some reason.
  • My family
    They have stopped calling me a nerdy loser for the most part. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURT ME.
  • The proclivity of politicians to eat corn dogs
    The pictures of them eating them in extremely suggestive ways have made me quite a bit of cash. Thanks, google images!
  • Brazil/The Phillipines/Eastern Europe/Australia
    Without any of these fine places, my gaming experience would be significantly reduced. Keep on gaming, fellas. Dota2 would suck without you!

 

So Long, Mitt

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You won’t be missed.

 

 

Rick Santorum, Dairy Queen

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A shame he suspended his campaign.

I'M NOT GAY!!!

Sarah Palin Wants to Debate President Obama; Infatuated Male Teabaggers Go Crazy

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So, Obama releases a campaign video that shows Palin shittalking Barack.

jk barack <3

Barack Obama has never been, I think, seen in the conventional, traditional way of — of we who would describe a man of valor.

And his profession as a community organizer — what went into his thinking was this philosophy of radicalism.

He is bringing us back, Sean, to days that — you could hearken back to days before the Civil War!

What Barack Obama seems to want to do is to go back to before those days when we were in different classes based on income, based on color of skin.

 

I’d be interested to see this happen. Obama would shit all over her face and toss her back into the cumdumpster she crawled out of back in Wasilla. All he’d need to do is ask her how old the earth is. However, he would have to be careful about her riposte; how many begats from Noah to Ronald Reagan is a tricky question to nail.

Where this bitch gets off thinking that she, not being an elected official or a candidate for the Presidency, is worth Obama dropping his latest tee time for, is the funniest part. Every toothless Teabagger out there thinks that he could get up there and wipe the floor with President Teleprompter using some garbage talking points dredged up from some Illuminati/Prisonplanet website.

Besides, we’ve already had a preview of what a Palin vs. Obama debate would look like.

GG

The Idiocy of the Average Voter Confirmed; Price of Gasoline An Election Issue

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In a stunning display of ignorance, respondents to a new survey indicated that they want:

  • To be able to drive gasguzzling tanks cross-country and spend more on the milkshakes they drink than what they spend on gas.
  • To continue to believe that the President (any President) has the power, influence,and political will to lower them. Sure, the President sets an agenda, but “DRILL BABY DRILL!!!11” will not do a fucking thing to lower prices. We are hostages to emirs, dictators, CEOs, princes, terrorists, and nothing, including “American ingenuity and our will to look beyond today at a brighter tomorrow” will change this.
  • To bury their head in the sand a little while longer.
    Look, folks. The world has changed; this is not the quaint place that you falsely remember existed back in the 90s.  There are billions of people screaming for oil. You are not entitled to get it cheaper when you use the most of it, I don’t know how many times this has to be repeated before you cretins get it.

 


I am no environmentalist, although I do kinda like this planet we live on. I drive sports cars. My wife drives a SUV.

However, we are mature (smart?) enough to realize that you have to pay for things, especially THE PRODUCT THAT ALLOWS US TO LIVE IN A GLOBAL, INTERCONNECTED WORLD! WHOSE CONTINUED SURVIVAL IN THE NEAR AND INTERMEDIATE -TERM FUTURE RIDES UPON THE AVAILABILITY OF SAID PRODUCT!

 

When you fucking clowns are voting this fall, and you sit there in the booth sneering at the ballot, thinking of that fucking commie Obama and his goddamn commiemobile Chevrolet Volt, I hope gas costs $10/gallon. And you had to fill up on the way to there. And someone siphoned your tank at the polls. And then you’re forced to utilize the socialist public transportation system.

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2012/03/07/gas-prices-now-a-big-factor-in-presidential-election/

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — It might be one of the biggest issues in the upcoming presidential election. Last night, CBS News exit polls found 77 percent of those voting in seven Super Tuesday states say rising gas prices were an important factor in their vote.

The poll reflects growing consumer anxiety as gas prices have risen nearly 50 cents a gallon in just over two months.

Consumers have been telling us they are cutting corners because for most driving is a necessity.

In Minnesota the average price is 3-58. The current national average for a gallon of regular is 3-76, but some analysts are predicting that gas could rise to $5 by the summer.

When you are an independent contractor like Tod Matthison, driving200 to 300 miles a day, rising gas prices mean a smaller paycheck

“I average five hundred to eight hundred dollars a month in gas expense so it really cut into our overhead,” said

Matthison says he would like to cut back, but he can’t

“It’s scary, but what do you do? I have been doing this for 20, 25 years,” said Matthison.

Voters in Super Tuesday contests say gas prices were the most critical factor in their vote. The candidate who made the most dramatic promise to lower gas prices was Newt Gingrich, who said his plan that emphasizes expanded drilling would make gas $2.50 a gallon.

Voters clearly didn’t buy Gingrich’s promise he only won his home state of Georgia. Consumers should be wary of any guarantees, according to one Carlson School of Management Professor. He says the volatility in prices in recent years make fturue prices impossible to

“We don’t know if anybody tells you they know if gas prices are going up or down they just believe in their own magic,”

On Wednesday in Washington D.C., there was a hearing where Republicans and Democrats offered very different views of how to deal with this issue from a policy perspective: Democrats are urging conservation and tax breaks for electric vehicles with Republicans urging a dramatic expansion of drilling.

So, according to the exit polls, that division will be a key factor in elections this fall.

 

Super PACs And The Farce of Elections

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From Politico:

 

Obama advisers talked privately of their decisive fundraising advantage for the general election, how the combination of the reelection campaign, the DNC and a web of outside groups set up by Obama intimates would together raise north of $750 million and possibly $1 billion to bury the GOP.

Romney, the RNC and the super PAC run by his allies have raised a total of $175.7 million during 2011; Obama, the DNC and the super PAC run by his allies have raised $209.3 million. As far as cash on hand, Obama enjoys an edge but not a decisive one: $96 million to $63.5 million.

This doesn’t factor in super PAC American Crossroads and sister nonprofit group Crossroads GPS, which plan on raising as much as $240 million for the election cycle, or the political spending of the Koch brothers, David and Charles, who together plan to funnel $200 million to various conservative groups this cycle. It is possible Republicans could actually outspend Obama.

So, just short of a billion dollars so far. The money just flows in, and nothing ever changes. We get another bought President and the plebes continue to donate money to a cause that does them absolutely no good.

We donate money to the lottery of a presidential election, where the winner gets to shit in the face of the whole country, then we do it again four years later and expect a different result. And everyone knows this, complains about it incessantly, and thinks that next time things will really change.

You fucking cretins.

Here’s some advice: save your money or donate it to a cause that is really worthwhile. You’re going to get fucked regardless of who is in office, and your little rinky-dink $50 donation is completely and utterly obliterated by the literal MILLIONS of dollars being ‘donated’ by a bunch of fat white guys that want to send every job to China, pollute the fuck out of the air, deregulate every industry, and stack billions of dollars in profit to the background music of convincing you that they’re pissed off about the same things you are!

 

State of The Union Address: The Day After

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As the rain prefaces the mushroom, Obama prefaces the morons.

The standard Teabagger/suburban middle age white guy responses:

I didn’t watch it either, but it’s recorded on the DVR.

I preferred to spend a quiet evening with my wife and kids, but, maybe late tomorrow, after a double dose of Nexium, and a few dozen antacid tablets, I will watch it, hopefully without vomiting my guts out..

0bama is absolutely nauseating, no matter what he talks about.

A complete disgrace to the US Presidency, and a disgrace to all humanity….
As a pair of hard left Communists to the core, Mao and Stalin would be embarrassed that they didn’t go so far to the left as 0bama does today.

Just be glad that this will be his last State of The Union Address, and a Republican President will be delivering it next year.

 

Then we have the really weird guys. You know, the conspiracy/Illuminati/NWO types that love to talk about how much gold and silver they have hoarded in their basement, how much ammunition they have stacked on top of their tattered, dog-eared copy of the Turner Diaries, and how they have enough canned food to last one man (and his future harem, his future army, and everyone that needs help except a Muslim) 600 years. I LOVE these guys!

Veterans Job Corps = National Police Force.

All I heard was:

I am going to destroy the Constitution
I am going to continue perpetual war
I am going to continue supporting tbe Federal Reserve
I will continue to act like a dictator and bypass Congress whenever I feel like it.
Welcome to the New World Order

Fucking Master Lock bringing jobs back to America…Let me guess… they got the government contract to lock the gates & cells at FEMA camps…

Typical lowlife lying marxist POS. Looks like I’m now on the DHS list for re-education camp if Commander Zero gets a second term.

Blah, Blah ,Blah.  I’m starting to believe the ” Rothschilds” , are day walkers, in Monkey suits!!! (ed.-wtf?????)

Master lock…that’s high tech? Well I guess the business demand is here…locking people out of their houses once foreclosed…all those empty prisons and FEMA camps need plenty of locks…when SHTF we are gonna need plenty of locks to hide our silver and gold in lock boxes buried in our yard

“Bama gwine pay fur my gas, an my morkguge”

 

I could go on, but I am rapidly losing the will to live.

 

 

 

Obama Is The Antichrist

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According to this idiot, at least. Obama is too cool, man. He’s even concerned about the poor fool’s jacket being left behind.

 

A Little Bit O’ Info

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This site gets a fair number of hits, and some of the search terms that bring people here are quite humorous.  Here is a sampling of the top hits for the morning of 8/27.

As you can see, my SEO has worked perfectly.

President Obama Fires Back

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Tired of his republican adversaries hogging all the corndog glory, the White House press corps has just released Obama’s own corndog picture.

 

Game, set, match.