WJE: “Dude my ass is twitching like crazy its weird as hell”
Me: “Prolly all the butthole sex. Your ass is tightening”
WJE: “damn dude I have these girls(ed. note: read boys) like throwing themselves lately I must be doing something right”
Me: “nice bro”
WJE: “My egos getting as big as the veins in my balls”
Me: “Thats big”
WJE: “Its huge”