I am sure the executives who wanted to force Diablo 3 players to play solely online are shitting bricks right about now. It’s 1:30PM Central Time and Battle.net still can’t stay online for more than 15 minutes. The unveil has been a relative disaster, surprising since the team only had about a decade to figure it all out. Blizz’s plans to win back a bulk of the online PC community are off to a rocky start.

Just flood their call-line with this as the recorded message: