There hasn’t been a 50% sale on everything in the store, so please try again.

This is a spit on the face.

It’s like buying an expensive, well-topped pizza at chucky cheeses only to find out 5 minutes later that the same person who sold it to you is giving out the same free pizza with coke and fries as well.

Terrible analogy, I know, but you get the point.

Terrible analogy because that happens all the time!  Maybe not in 5 minutes or at shitty Chuck E Cheese(side note: who the fuck uses Chuck E Cheese as an example of a business, oh that’s right this is 13 year old Maddy McRager who needs to get his Mom’s credit card now for IGN Prime) but at many other great stores we love!

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books